You approach the newest blog post, wondering what new madness you will find today. But wait! There is nothing but a piece of parchment, pinned to the door with a dagger. It reads: Hey peeps. Episode 2 of the Wishmaker isn’t’ ready. I’m still waiting to hear whether or not my script was chosen. All the posts in my backlog need to be edited before posting, so… no post today. Go outside and get some fresh air or something.
Get off my lawn, ya hooligans.