Greetings, mortals. Or whatever.
Today, I’ve got a very exciting announcement. *gestures for you to lean in closer* I’m part of R. M. Archer’s blog tour! *confetti and spaghetti rain down from the ceiling* This is to celebrate and spread the word about her new release, The Mirror-Hunter Chronicles!!
Firstly, let’s take a second and admire the cover. *prays the graphic works*
*takes a second* *takes more than a second* *takes many seconds* What can I say it’s a great cover.
Want a blurb? TOO BAD. Just kidding here you go.
All the fairytales you’ve heard are wrong. They’ve all been twisted to be acceptable for general consumption, but I’m here to set the record straight.
I’m Solem Anders, Mirror-Hunter, and this is what really happened.
A Series of Unfortunate Events meets Disney in this short story series as Solem Anders pursues a volatile magic mirror across Ambrel, seeking to destroy it and end its trail of tragedy. But when princess Eira steps in his path and enlists his help to overthrow her mother, he is lured into her Pack by the promise of information. Is this the shortest path to the mirror, or just a treacherous diversion?
With the mirror barely out of reach, Solem’s time is ticking away, and he’ll lose far more than a princess when the clock strikes.
*grins* Sounds great, huh? Go scoot over to R. M. Archer’s blog to learn more about it. BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT you easily distracted people, I’ve got a character interview for you! With none other than Solem Anders himself.
*more confetti and just a little bit of spaghetti*
Hello, Mr. Anders. Welcome to my blog!
Thank you. I’m glad to be here. *grins*
If you could travel in time (backwards or forwards), where would you go?
I’d go back to the moment my best friend Taleya was– *static* *raises an eyebrow* Um… captured?
Which do you enjoy more, sunsets or sunrises? Why?
Sunrises. They mark the beginning of a bright day and I’m not left stumbling around in the dark.
If you get to go down in history for one thing, what would it be?
Setting fairytales straight. And, of course, being a valiant hero who rushed off to save his best friend when she was captured. *winks*
Do you have an obscure talent most people don’t know about? What is it?
It’s a little-known secret that I can be very sarcastic. I bet you didn’t even notice that.
Are you a dog or a cat person? Or, do you have dogs or cats in your world?
We have cats and dogs. I generally prefer dogs, if I must choose. I tend to not get attached to animals. I prefer fellow humans.
If you had to pick three words to describe yourself, what would they be?
*ticks them off one by one* Brave, daring, and sarcastic.
Do you have anything to say to people who are about to read your story?
Don’t. It’s a terrible story with lots of death. Just don’t even bother. Unless, of course, you’re brave enough to find out how the fairytales truly went…
*round of applause*
Okay, NOW go scoot away. Those of you with blogs and social media whatsits, here’s a graphic you can share. Let’s spread this all over, and, in the words of the author herself, TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
And go look at the blog tour schedule and catch up on what you’ve missed!